Hello all. I figured that I'd put my mind to good use and blog today. I've recently came to discover that my mind wanders a lot (I know, BIG SHOCKER right?), but seriously I daydream from time to time, but mostly I ponder. I've come up with many strange questions, whether they are about the true meaning of life, death, or just random questions that I've always hoped to get answered. So today I figured that I'd list my thoughts/questions and I hope to hear what you all have to say to them.
MANDIE'S THOUGHTS/QUESTIONS (I know, creative title)
1. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
3. Can you daydream at night?
4. If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said he "died laughing"?
5. Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
6. When lightning strikes the ocean, why don't all the fish die?
7. If London Bridge is standing, why is there a song about it falling down?
8. What does PU stand for? (as in PU that stinks!)
9. If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers", why do we celebrate Halloween?
10. Why do some people yawn in their sleep?
11. Who was Sadie Hawkins?
12. Are children who act in rated "R" movies allowed to see them?
13. Do people in England eat English Muffins, or are they just called Muffins there?
14. Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms?
15. Why do people say, "heads up" when you should duck?
16. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
17. Do bald people get dandruff?
18. Why does Pluto live in a dog house and eat dog food, while Goofy, who's also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
19. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles always end up white?
20. Can you cry underwater?
21. Why are all the planets, that we know of in our solar system, spherical?
22. Why does Winnie the Pooh never get stung by the bees he is always messing with?
23. Why is Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong when he's not a donkey?
24. In libraries, do they put the Bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
25. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie showing, do they still show it?
26. Do movie producers say, "Lights, camera, action!" when it's dark scene of someone sleeping?
27. Does the mail man deliver his own mail?
28. Where do people in Hell tell people to go when they get ticked off at that person?
29. Why can't donuts be square?
30. Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
I'm sure that I'll have more by the next time I post. I hope I get you all thinking.
Thanks for reading!
Mandie Hansen
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